Friday, September 10, 2010

The Grocery Store Story

I was at a local grocery store looking to buy some frozen pizza, marshmallows, and milk (who are you to judge what I eat?). When I walked into the store I saw this tall, beautiful ginger--side note: I have a tall girl fetish, along with a ginger fetish--who had it all. She had radiant  blue eyes, flawless legs, a soul, and the absolute perfect skin tone.

I had to pinch myself. Could it really be? Could there really be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen alone in a grocery store? This was too good to be true. There was no way I was about to act like myself and just awkwardly stare at her while going about my shopping. I had to talk to her.

Once I gathered up the confidence to walk up to her and talk to her, I figured the best way to start a conversation was by pretending to be shopping for the same thing she was, and then have a conversation about the product. I thought it was a flawless plan.


Unfortunately, I was wrong. As I walked up to her, I was feeling so good about myself that I even had the confidence to talk to her, that I didn't consider looking at the product first. I grabbed a small box next to her, pretended to read it, and then looked to her and said: "Excuse me, Miss. Have you ever tried this? I can't decide if I should get it or not."

Worst. Possible. Move. Ever. We were in the Tampon isle.

/cuts self

21 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahaha, that sucks man, but I lol'd. This better not be a pasta or something :D

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  2. Damn, funny story, but that sucks lol

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  3. Hahaha thank you for making my day. You should post this as an FML!

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  4. smooth one my man... following keep up the fail posts and ill show daily support

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  5. Funny story dude, should have checked what you were grabbing...

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  6. lmao, gotta know your aisles man.

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  7. Nice! Makes for a good story anyway. Speaking of ginger I'm drinking Ginger Beer atm. Followed!

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  8. damn, didn´t see that coming, made my day :D

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  9. I lol'd. too much confidence is too much.

    following and awaiting new stories

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  10. whhooaaa, i need to know as i am a caring considerate male buying said products for my friend who is ill.

    this was an even better oppurtunity!!!

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  11. Great story, I like your site to keep up the good work. Help support your local blogs.

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  12. looking forward to a new post!

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  13. Keep at it, you're confident enough at least.

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